Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro. "

" What do you mean it's illegal? " asked the Englishmen.

" Quattro means four " replies the Italian official.

" Quattro is just the name of the automobile, " the Englishmen retort disbelievingly.

" Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons. "

" You can't pull that one on me, " replies the Italian customs agent.

" Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law ".

The Englishmen replies angrily, " You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence! "

" Sorry, " responds the Italian official, " he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno. "